About Myself

My name is Justine, and I am from south north America. I spend my free time pretending to fit in, but truly being unhappy with everyone's opinions and statements. I like to buy things for myself. I like listening to music in the bath tub, and watching my two felines wrestle over weed. I like smoking cat nip, and I need to find a new drug dealer/cuddle comrade. I like naked girls and someday I want to kiss one. My favorite color is pink (i think) and I like pre-made, frozen peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. I change my mind a lot.
I'm mentally in a relationship with Tyler Okonma, but in reality, I'm in a relationship with this guy. We're stuck in a dimensional long distance relationship, even though with a car, I could be at his place in 8 minutes. I like Otis Redding. The original.....Otis Redding.

Sunday, August 14

This afternoon, I made myself some pasta. As usual, I couldn't eat it all. I usually throw the remainders away, but today, I felt it should be spared. I wrote a note and placed it on top of the lid to the pot. It said: "This spaghetti is too good to trash. Someone please eat it. Microwave for 25 seconds, add cheese and sauce! xxx". Five hours later, I came down to get some warm tea to put me to sleep. On the way down the stairs, I was wondering if anyone had eaten my delicious pasta yet! When I got to the kitchen, nothing had been touched. The parmesan cheese and the sauce, perfectly aligned. Just how I left it. The small bowl and fork were perfectly placed, and the note remained untouched.
I decided to read my own note, and follow the directions written on it. It was delicious. I licked the bowl clean! With 3 other people living here, I figured somebody would have eaten it by then, but nope.
I'm lonely, and I like it more than anything.

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